Crazy Business Idea

Come up with a crazy business idea.

The crazy business idea I have found out is to supply a calling agent who would beat drums or fool people for the customer in the ears of the other person (anonymously) who would pick up the call. Per call the customer would be charged.

For example: If I book a calling agent to fool my friend or send a tune to my friend through an anonymous call, just in a sense to surprize them, my name will not be revealed and my work would be done.